The Betchelor

Chris, Jared, and Kay are back to discuss the latest episode of Clayton and the women's romp through Europe. They breakdown all the dates in Vienna, including an uncomfortable Pretty Woman date with Susie and a totally-not-bizarre set of therapy sessions with the sultriest psychotherapist in the world. They also discuss Sara’s crocodile tears (or lack-thereof) that resulted in her unceremonious departure. Then they get into some categories, including Would You Rathers, Cringiest Moments, and the surprisingly unanimous decision of who gets this week's rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Chris and Kay are back to talk all about the latest episode.They start off with the continuation of last week’s 2-on-1 date, and the dramatic conclusion of Shanae’s Reign of Terror. After that they talk about the show’s first *actual* international location in Hvar (wherever that is), and a wide range of bizarre dates. They also get into the show’s latest villain, and how Mara is filling in the Shanae-shaped hole in our hearts. We round off the episode with some Categories, including Kay’s eventful Weekend at the Super Bowl! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Jared, and Chris are back to talk about the first episode in an international location on this season, which turns out to none other than exotic Toronto! They also shower praise on Shanae’s Emmy-worthy performance that’s managed to simultaneously antagonize every single woman in the house while somehow still keeping Clayton enamored with her. Then it time to talk about this week’s cliffhanger from the first 2 on 1 date in recent memory: who’s going to end up going home between Shanae and Genevieve? They round off the episode with some categories, including Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, Top 3’s, and the Week’s Roses. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Jared, and Chris are back with another rousing discussion about, you guessed it, shrimp. They kick things off with the continuation of the Shanae-Elizabeth drama, which comes to a dramatic conclusion at the Rose Ceremony. They also get into the one-on-one date with Rachel, had everything from strangers, barbecue, and an uncomfortable looking dock make out session. After that, they talk about the group date at the stadium and the latest rendition of the Bachelor Bowl. They round off the episode with some Would You Rathers?, Cringiest Moments, and Kay’s eventful weekend in San Diego.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Jared, and Chris are back to talk about this week's spicy episode with plenty of drama and not enough shrimp. They start off with Clayton's retaking of Cassidy's rose before sending her packing, and the biggest upset of the Rose Ceremony that followed that. Then they get into the week's dates, hosted by a few Bachelor alums that just can't seem to be able to get away from the franchise. They also talk all about Shrimp-gate and the drama that erupted in the house with Shanae and Elizabeth in the center of it. To round off the episode, they get into some categories, including some Would You Rather's and as always, each of their Top 3's. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With no new Bachelor episode this week, Chris and Kay bring us a bonus episode with special guest Brendan Scanzano from Katie's season. They get all into Brendan's experience on the Bachelorette and Bachelor in Paradise: Canada, and what a whirlwind it all was to be a part of. Brandan also gives us some insight on what its like to watch the show after having been a part of it, and what he's most looking forward to this season. They end with the 'Way Too Early Season Awards' for Clayton's season, and Brandan shares all the tea on the season so far, including his pick for cringiest moment and which of the lucky contestants would get his rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back for episode 2 of Clayton’s season, where we start to see the women’s true colors come out. They kick things off with a quick recap of the show before diving into all the drama of the rise the show’s villains: Cassidy and Shanae. They also discuss Clayton’s reaction to all the commotion on how they think he’s fairing at this early stage of his season. After that, they get into some categories, including Would You Rathers and Cringiest Moments. Kay also share’s all the details from her watch party this week, during which she hosted some recent Bachelor contestants. And, as always, they end with their picks for Roses of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Bachelor is back! Kay, Chris, and Jared are here to breakdown all the drama of Clayton’s season premiere. They start off with some first impressions on the new Bachelor (he’s tall) and also give their thoughts on the franchise’s new host, Jesse Palmer. Then, they run through each of the fresh contestants and share their thoughts on the hopeful women. To end the show, they get into the Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Cringiest Moment, and Kay’s Weekend. And, as always, they end with their picks for Roses of the Week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the season finale of The Bachelorette and Kay, Chris, and Jared back to recap it, starting with their reactions to Tayshia’s absence on the finale. They run through a quick episode recap and their Name That Episode segment before getting into the episode. Michelle goes on her final two dates with the two remaining men, where Brandon meets Michele’s family (again) and Nayte meets Michelle’s family for the first time (let’s just say Nayte's first impression with the parents weren’t exactly the best). Then, they get into the Clayton discussion and what they're expecting next season (and can we talk about just how awkward Kaitlyn made the his segment?). Finally, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Cringiest Moment, and Kay’s Weekend (with Bachelor Nation's Rick). And of course, we end with the final Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s Fantasy Suites week, so Chris and Jared are back to recap it all. They get into their episode synopsis and Name That Episode segment, before diving into the episode recap. Brandon’s up first with the one-on-one … meanwhile leaving Joe extremely bothered and Nayte unphased (and undeniably confident). We then get to the ziplining date with Joe (and that’s about all we get to see), before finally get to the last date with Nate (and once again it's another boating date). Finally, after a surprisingly drama-free week, it’s time for the Rose ceremony, and a difficult elimination leaves one man packing. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back this week to recap the Men Tell All special. But first, let's do a quick synopsis and run through their Name That Episode segment. Then, they dive into last night's Men Tell All, starting with the whole Will and Peter (and pizza) situation. Plus, playbook Ryan makes a reappearance and they discuss the awkward Tayshia and Kaitlyn moment. Then, it's time for this week's Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Cringiest Moment, and Kay's Weekend. Finally, they close with the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s hometown week so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. But first, they discuss their thoughts on Clayton being named the new Bachelor for Season 26. They run through their quick synopsis and their episode names, before getting into those hometowns (but not really hometowns because they’re still in Minneapolis). Up first, is Brandon, where he brings a bit of Portland to Michelle, and not to mention some terrible skating skills. Next is Rodney (and yes…more apples). Then they discuss Joe’s highschool-themed date, before getting to Nayte’s date (and we learn Nayte may not actually be as ready he thinks he is). Lastly, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, starting off with some Would Rathers, then getting into Paradise Picks, Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap this week's episode of The Bachelorette, first unpacking the Tayshia and Zac breakup, as well as Katie Thurston's new relationship with former contestant John Hersey. They run through a quick episode synopsis and title roundup, before diving into this week's dates, starting with that one-on-one with Clayton. Next, they discuss the final group date of the season, and Martin's true colors finally emerge (but does Michelle give him a second chance?) Then, it's time for the rose ceremony (including an elimination we've all been waiting for), and Michelle picks her final four for the hometown dates. Finally, they get into their Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Top Three, Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

To start the week, Jared tells Kay and Chris about his appearance on the Tonight Show (alongside Taylor Swift, hello!) and they talk about Adele’s big reveal. Then they dive into last night’s episode of The Bachelorette, starting with their titles of the week, Joe’s one-on-one baseball date, and a breakdown of lake culture in Minnesota. Next, they talk about the football group date, and discuss Michelle refusing to reward tattling this season. They also break down Michelle’s date with Nayte (including their matching outfits) and the surprise-free rose ceremony. Finally, they offer up the weekly categories, including their would-you-rathers and top three, then Jared shares all the details about going on Fallon. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back for this week’s episode of The Bachelorette. They start off by getting into a quick episode recap and their episode names, before diving into Michelle’s one-on-one with Martin. Next, we get into the sleepover-themed group date, where nobody pursues Michelle (and instead pillow fight with each other). They discuss the next one-on-one with Rick, and then the rose ceremony (featuring Chris S.’s grand speech). Then, it’s time for our Weekly Categories. We cover some Would You Rathers, Top Three, Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Finally, we wrap with Jared’s Minute and he shares an excitement announcement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices