The Betchelor

It's Week 3 of Michelle's season of The Bachelorette, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start with a roundup of the Bachelor Nation's best (and worst) Halloween costumes. Then, they dive right into a quick episode recap and their episode names. Next, they break down this week's dates, starting with The Top Gun themed group date (plus their takes on the petty Peter-Will jacket feud), Rodney's one-one-one, and the slam poetry group date. And to no one's surprise, the cocktail party gets cancelled (once again), so we skip to the Rose Ceremony before getting to those Weekly Categories. We kick off with some Would You Rathers, and then move to the Top Three Picks and Cringiest Moment. And of course, it's not Weekly Categories without Kay's Weekend. Finally, we close with the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the second week of The Bachelorette, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. Before diving into the recap, they first react to the Katie and Blake breakup. Next, they get into their brief synopsis and their episode names, before getting into the first group date (and to no one's surprise, it's a class-themed date). Then, they discuss the first one-one-one date with Jamie and the second group date (where things get taken a bit too seriously during a game of basketball). Of course, we can't end without our Weekly Categories, starting off with some Would You Rathers and their Top Threes. They close with their Cringiest Moment, Kay's Weekend, and this week's Will You Accept This Rose Recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michelle Young’s season is finally here, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are here to recap it all. They dive into the season premiere, starting with a brief synopsis, before getting into those episode names. We meet Michelle’s parents and her students, before getting into the most memorable contestant debuts (and also the least memorable). They discuss the self proclaimed mama’s boy, the one with the dangly earring, and the one whose room gets raided. Plus, they react to the unofficial announcement of the Bachelor for season 26. Finally, it’s time for the Weekly Categories. We cover some Would You Rathers, the Top Three picks, Cringiest Moment, Kay’s Weekend, and the winner of the Will You Accept This Rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There's one week left before Michelle's season of the Bachelorette, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are here to share their reactions to the cast. They start with a conversation about their initial favorites, before turning to their cast bios to hand out some preseason impressions. Plus, Kay even shares a story from the time she slid into one contestant's DMs. They discuss what they know so far about the contestants (aside from those cringy fun facts), and how Michelle's season will compare to Katie's. Finally, they wrap with their closing remarks and share their top three picks of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's the Season 7 finale of Bachelor in Paradise, and Kay and Jared are here to recap it all. They start with their overall thoughts on the finale (including the surprising amount of engagements that actually happened). They discuss Noah and Abigail's break up, and Jared shares his thoughts on the hypocrisy in this episode. They get into their episode names, before discussing Aaron and James' bromance, Becca and Thomas' break up (but are we surprised?), and the final couples' fantasy suites. And of course, we end with our Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, a unanimous Paradise Prediction, Cringiest Moment, and the final Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re a week away from the season finale and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to discuss the latest episode of Bachelor in Paradise, starting with their reactions to Jesse Palmer being named the new host of The Bachelor. They run through a quick episode recap and their Name That Episode segment before sharing their thoughts on the secret hotel scandal (and why Jared is no longer on Team Ivan). Plus, the island welcomes a new beach arrival and Paradise Prom quickly turns into an episode of the twilight zone. Finally, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Cringiest Moments, and a deep dive into Kay’s Weekend at the Governor’s Ball. And of course, we end with the Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re two episodes away from the Bachelor in Paradise finale and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back, starting with a quick episode recap. They share their thoughts on what was probably the most boring episode in Paradise history, including the Joe and Kendall saga, Kenny and Mari’s human taco date, and Tia’s confrontation with Blake. Plus, they discuss the tropical storm evacuation (AKA the most eventful part of this episode), Mari’s glow up transformation, and Chris shares an unpopular opinion on Chelsea. Lastly, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Cringiest Moment, Kay’s Weekend (in Vegas), and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s week 5 of Bachelor in Paradise and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to unpack this Tuesday’s episode, starting with a brief synopsis of what happened this week, before getting to their Name That Episode segment. They discuss Brendan and Pieper’s departure, Maurissa and Riley’s intimate date featuring some classic whipped cream, and Tia and Blake’s quick (but also questionable) connection. Then, Mari and Kenny are back together, and Natasha is given another chance at love, this time with the new arrival of Dr. Joe. Plus, they talk about Ivan’s failed (and awkward) attempt to kiss Kendall, who seemingly does not want to move from Grocery Store Joe. Lastly, it’s time for the Weekly Categories, including some difficult Would You Rathers, their Weekly Crush, a Kay’s Weekend you don’t want to miss, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the fourth week of Bachelor in Paradise and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start by sharing their thoughts on the Brendan-Pieper situation before getting to their Name That Episode segment. They discuss Kendall’s surprise entrance to Paradise, Mari and Kenny’s second attempt at love, and take a deeper dive into the Brendan, Pieper, and Natasha drama. Then it’s time to recap Tuesday’s episode, including Alana and Chris’ pre-show romance, followed by their early exit, Chelsea’s arrival, and Becca’s first Paradise date with Thomas. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories with special edition of Jared’s Minute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared return to recap the third week of Bachelor in Paradise, starting with their Name That Episode segment some new (and not so promising) arrivals. They discuss their thoughts on the Mari-Demi-Kenny love triangle and the seemingly perfect relationship Tammy had (and quickly ruined) with Aaron. They also talk about Maurissa and Riley’s undeniable chemistry and why Connor can’t ever catch a hint, before unpacking yet again another love triangle, this time between Nick, Karl and Deandra. Finally, it’s time for our Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris and Jared are back to recap this week’s back-to-back episodes of Bachelor in Paradise. To start, they talk about Demi’s second debut in Paradise and where she stands after facing rejection from Brendan (who is also rumored to be dating Pieper). Next, they talk about the whole Victoria P. situation and unpack yet another gaslighting incident…but what’s new? Then it’s time to recap Tuesday’s episode, including Thomas’s entrance, the return of Karl’s shadowboxing, and Grocery Store Joe turned Mopey Joe. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Paradise Predictions, Cringiest Moment, and Jared’s Minute. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris and Jared are here to kick off the brand new season of Bachelor In Paradise, starting with a review of the new cast. They talk about the parade of entrances (including the return of Grocery Store Joe), David Spade’s debut as guest host, and the standout moments from night one. They share some inside info on just how rough the conditions are in “paradise” with no air conditioning, and react to the first few couples pairing off (mostly to hook up). Finally, they dive into this week’s categories, including some difficult Would You Rather questions, Paradise Predictions, the Cringiest Moments of the Week, Kay’s Weekend Recap, and their Will You Accept This Rose recipients. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the finale of Katie’s season of The Bachelorette and Kay, Chris and Jared are back to unpack it all. They start by naming the episode before diving into the final dates, first discussing Blake’s last one-on-one and the meet-and-greet with Katie’s family, before breaking down the tense confrontation with Aunt Lindsey. Then they react to the After The Final Rose episode, including Katie’s reunion with Greg and his rumored acting past. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Who Will We See On Michelle’s Season, Cringiest Moment, Kay’s Weekend, and the final Will You Accept this Rose of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s hometown week (sort of) for Katie’s season and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start with their “Name that Episode” titles before diving into a conversation about Blake’s “Canada” date (dripping with maple syrup) followed by the family visit. Next, they discuss Justin’s pretend “Baltimore” date, and what they thought about Justin’s parents not coming on the show. But at least Justin’s best friends were there! Then they recap Greg’s “New Jersey” date, which involved some basketball and, yet again, more fake rain. But just when things seem like they’re going well, everything spirals out of control for Greg. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, Who’s Family Would You Join, Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared is back this week with Bachelorette alum and co-host of the Behind The Rose podcast, Blake Horstmann. They start with a conversation about post-Bachelorette life (including Blake’s DJing) and share their honest opinions on Kaitlyn Bristowe co-hosting the show. Then they dive into Blake’s thoughts on Katie’s season, Michael A.’s self-elimination, and some of their favorite relationships on the show. Finally, they discuss what it’s like to date after being on The Bachelorette, and reveal their final rose predictions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices