The Betchelor

Only Kay and Jared could take the most robotic, bland, dystopian episode in Bachelor history and make it fun. This week, we celebrate Jared’s birthday with the recap of the bizarre London trip. Greer is a tea lover and has a breakdown, but was she wrong for trying to empathize with Zach and his position? Gabi is becoming a front runner, kind of out of nowhere and we say goodbye to Mercedes and Kylee. You don’t want to miss it. Follow @thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date on all reality tv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This episode Kay and Jared are celebrating Valentine's Day by diving into episode four of the Bachelor. This season has been flying by, girls are dropping left and right, and Zach isn't messing around, but is that to his benefit? They discuss whether or not they are Team Anastasia, Team Kylee, or Team Get Those Brand Deals. And Kat is their top contestant and you will never guess who won the week. You don't want to miss it. Follow @thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date on all reality tv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kay and Jared ask the important question: do adult men have "best friends" or does Zach just have zero? Because if Sean Lowe is the first person he calls for relationship advice, that's deemed a red flag. They also tackle the idea that reality contestants have possibly all become AI generated, void of any personality because they’re scared to be destroyed by the online Bachelor mafia. It's a dramatic episode… Genevieve has a sling that no one seems to address, Brianna sets the Bachelor Mansion on fire as she exits, and Christina throws herself on some stairs. You don't want to miss it. Follow @thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date on all reality tv! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Jared and Kay take on Vanity Fair and their lack substance article that claims The Bachelor is DOA. Of course, Jared being a man of the people, stands up for all of us who love reality tv or as some people refer to it, "garbage". Kay makes an incredible observation about the Bachelor mansion, and Jared thinks Christina is possibly a super villain. It's a jam packed episode, they give their top contenders (Kay's will shock you), and Jared finds the Tahzjuan of it all to be over produced. Enjoy the episode! Follow @ thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jared and Kay come into this 27th season with their side eye and skepticism but that doesn't stop them from talking all about the premiere of The Bachelor. Jared kindly refers to this franchise as the McDonald's of television and Kay wants to know just how many Dyson Airwraps were used in the making of these intro looks. They also ask the important questions like, is Jesse Palmer a frat bro ghost haunting the halls of the Bachelor mansion, and who the fuck are the Mandrell Sisters?! Not to mention, Jared's one sided beef with the SPF police continues. Enjoy the episode! Follow @ thebetchelor on Instagram and Twitter to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Description: This week Kay and Jared are breaking down part two of the Bachelor contestant list, aka the "new hot people". They get into the Nick Viall of it all, tackling his "moral superiority" when it comes to Chris Harrison, and of course his recent engagement. Jared gives us his prediction that Zack will end up with a Disney adult, and asks the burning question, WTF is "yachting with the girls"?! You can follow along here: https://abc.com/shows/the-bachelor/cast. Enjoy the episode! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Jared are back baby! They are refreshed and ready to take on the new season of The Bachelor. Yeah, the new season doesn't start for another two weeks, but there is no shortage of news. Jared gives his hot takes when it comes to Gregg and Victoria's romance, and Disney adults. Not to mention, Chris Harrison launched a podcast, and is giving "troublesome" Nick Viall even more press. And of course, they go through the first half of the new Bachelor contestants, and whew, they are something. You can follow along here: https://abc.com/shows/the-bachelor/cast. Enjoy the episode! Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date with all things reality tv. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

He started as the guy who dated both bachelorettes, to then become the most dated guy on the beach in paradise, now he’s here with Jared and Kay to wrap up this season of The Betchelor. Jared wastes no time asking the hard-hitting questions… where his ig name came from, how tall he is, and of course his thoughts on Kate. Logan also gives some advice to anyone thinking about signing up for The Bachelorette (applications are open now btw). They finish up the episode with details about the beach and how much Logan loved it because it’s just like camping… that would be an immediate no for us but we’re happy he enjoyed it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After a week of letting the finale sink in, Kay and Jared dive into the details and highlight the best (and worst) moments of the season. Welcome to The Betchies, grab your popcorn because there’s a lot of drama to be unpacked. Before they get into the awards, the elephant in the room needed to be addressed – Victoria and Greg doing their couple world tour. Are they actually in love or is this just an elaborate business deal? We would love to know. Kay and Jared finish up the episode with tips on how Bachelor in Paradise could be more entertaining in the future…producers, take notes. Tune in next week for The Betchelor season finale, with a very special guest you won’t want to miss. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Congrats! We finally made it to the end, pour yourself a drink – you deserve it. This week Jesse promised us the most dramatic finale ever and it was nothing short of dramatic that’s for sure. But there were definitely three key takeaways – the Tyler and Brittany breakup, the Victoria Greg Johnny love triangle, and Logan’s new look. Jared and Kay go through each couple and talk about the relationship, how it ended, and where it all went wrong. They end the episode with a round of games, weekly awards, and thoughts on The Bachelor preview. Let’s just say robot Zach as The Bachelor is not something we look forward to. Tune in next week for our end of season award show. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

With one week until the finale, Kay joins Jared in the studio to review the drama that ensued over the last few episodes. We had pointless fights, we had dances, and we even had a potential yeast infection? We’re dwindling down to the end, so at this point its couple up or get out. After an intervention gone wrong, that’s exactly what happened to Jessenia and Ency. Where do we stand on that whole situation? Jared is here to shout it from the rooftops that he is team Andrew, to the point where they’re even on a DMing basis. They wrap up the episode with the usual round of games, weekly awards, and what they think next week will look like. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

On this bonus episode, Jared talks to Chelsea Vaugh (@chelseavaughn) about Bachelor in Paradise and what she’s been up to since we last saw her on the show. She describes her transition from the corporate world to modeling, then applying to be on The Bachelor when she heard it would be Matt James. They talk producers, the reality of reality television, and Bachelor crew egg freezing – yeah, you read that correctly. You can tune in to her new podcast, Vaughnerable, for more convos on these topics – we’ll happily take all the BTS we can get. Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

As a pleasant surprise, we only had one episode this week, but it luckily did not lack the drama. Last week’s preview teased that something was going to send the whole beach into tears, and that it did. After choosing Rodney at the rose ceremony, Eliza still ended up breaking his heart. Kay and Jared get into where things went wrong and how it could have been handled better. They also dive into the other love triangle on the beach between Kate, Logan, and Hayden, and how Kate is producing her own show within the show. As always, they finish the episode with weekly awards, games, and discuss some prominent spoilers put out by Bachelor Nation. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Check out our latest promo codes here: https://betches.com/promos Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week we get two episodes of what Jared calls “couples beach.” It seems like everyone is paired up and enjoying a drama free moment in paradise…until Genevieve and Aaron give everyone a show. If that wasn’t enough, three new people join the beach to mix things up – Hayden (still without Rambo) and the twins. Jared lets us know how he feels about the twins. Let’s just say he grouped them with Ashley and Jared, and we know how he feels about them. Kay and Jared go into detail on the love triangles, the new contestants, and who’s just there for the cameras. They finish the episode with the most dramatic moments, weekly awards, and predictions for next week. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Another week down and it might have actually been our most dramatic week yet. The split is over and Jesse Palmer was noticeably struggling to get these women to the end. Essentially, the original women were not having it and Jesse was their stand-in therapist. Believe it or not, some of the reunions on the beach did not go as smoothly as some would have hoped. We had break ups, new connections, self-eliminations, and some couples that actually survived. Jared and Kay talk love triangles, reunions, and real world dating on this week’s episode. As always, they wrap up with the weekly games and awards. Follow @thebetchelor to stay up to date on all things Bachelor in Paradise! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices