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The Betchelor

Summary: The Betchelor is a Bachelor recap podcast hosted by Kay Brown and Jared Freid of Betches Media. This weekly podcast follows the latest episodes and makes fun of all the ridiculous things the contestants say and do – because honestly, why else watch the show if not for the commentary? For more info check out weekly recaps at Betches.com or follow our Instagram, @thebetchelor.

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 Poo Babies, Man Tears, and Cold Women (BiP Season 9 Ep 3) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3478

We’re in paradise and it’s anything but. Kay and Jared take on week three, and not shocking to anyone but they’re team Brayden. Because Brayden gonna Brayden. Kat remains cold as ice, Olivia needs to be voted off the island and Sam the silent one is having about to have a “poo-baby”. Follow us on @thebetchelor on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Drama Has No Age Limit (Golden Bachelor Ep. 3) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3720

Well it only took three weeks but drama has struck the mansion. Kay and Jared breakdown this weeks episode of the Golden Bachelor and are left divided over Theresa vs. Kathy. Gerry has to wipe some tears and there’s a plot twist with our girl Joan. Who is the villain of the week? Who is going to be the star of the inevitable paradise spin off? Find out. And follow @thebetchelor on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Will They, Won't They... They Shouldn't (LiB Season 5 Ep. 8-9) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3169

Kay and Sam are back to recap the latest Love Is Blind episodes. Spoiler alert: they hate it here. They get into the 2 couples that have made it this far and their relationships, which go from unromantic to simply problematic. Will they get all the way to the altar in the finale next week? Maybe they shouldn't... Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Hannah Brown + The Island Of The Undateables (BiP Season 9 Ep 2) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3996

We are back with another episode of The Betchelor, and Kay and Jared breakdown this weeks episode of Bachelor In Paradise. For some reason Hannah Brown is back and we're all trying to figure why everyone is freaking out... what are we missing. Brooklyn doesn't seem to care for anyone, Sean is the greek chorus of the show and Peter is exactly who we all thought he was. They come with some hot takes when it comes to the current couples of BIP and discuss their villain of the week. Follow @thebetchelor on IG for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Wait, Do I Want To Date Gerry? (Golden Bachelor Ep. 2) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4107

As if we didn't already know that the bar is in hell when it comes to dating, Gerry simply smiling and listening to a woman has us all pining for a 72 year old man from Indiana. Jared and Kay go through the second episode of Golden Bachelor, and it makes the OG franchise look cringe. One second you're watching these women try to figure out bunkbeds (hello! They have had double knee replacements!), the next you're crying over their dead spouse. And we need our listeners to help us figure out where Marina went! It's perfect television. Follow @thebetchelor on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 The One With Taylor and Aaliyah | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 651

For a special episode of The Betchelor, Kay got to chat with Love Is Blind contestants Taylor and Aaliyah to chat all about their time on this season. They spill some tea and give us some insight into what we can expect and how they are handling it all now. Follow us for more at @thebetchelor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Everyone Here Is Sketchy As F*ck: Love Is Blind Eps. 5-7 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4128

Kay and Sam take us through each couple over the course of three episodes. There's ups, there's downs, and there are double standards running amok. From Lydia potentially being an unhinged Instagram stalker, Izzy's male ego, to JP telling Taylor she shouldn't wear make-up, there is so much to discuss. Follow us at @thebetchelor on IG for more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Will You Accept These Toes? (BiP Season 9 Ep 1) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3994

We are in the island of himbos, and we have mixed feelings about it. Jared and Kay tackle the premiere of Bachelor In Paradise and we see a lot of old faces and some we don’t even remember. Brayden is back and ready to terrorize these men because him and his dangly earrings live rent free in their minds. It’s already getting messy and it’s day one. Let’s go! Follow us at @thebetchelor on IG.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Worth The Wait: Golden Bachelor Premiere | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4584

FINALLY! The day we have all been waiting for is here. After years and years of teasing us, we are getting our senior bachelor and meeting all of the women who will be fighting for Gerry's roses. Jared and Kay break down the episode as the women come out of the limo and we're all crying. And smiling. And crying some more. This premiere delivered in every single way, bringing the show back to its original form. We can't wait for more. Follow us at @thebetchelor! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Love Is Blind: Episodes 1-4 (Season 5) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3757

Love Is Blind is back! Kay is joined by Samantha Bush this season to recap Love Is Blind season 5! The pods are more complicated than ever this season because there are so many love connections and some of the most desperate contestants we’ve seen in a while. Some make sense and others well… just don’t. There’s a big plot twist, one we never saw coming and it makes us think there is some potential this season. Fingers crossed! Make sure to follow us on IG at @thebetchelor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Our Golden Girls: Golden Bachelor Cast Preview Part 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3236

Jared and Kay kick off this weeks episode and don't hold back. They defend Bach nation, and don't give a f*ck if you don't love it, and don't watch it. It's a cardinal rule, don't yuck someone else's yum. Then, they break down the second half of Gerry Turner's future roses. Jared has the hots for Marina, and wants her in a pencil skirt but isn't here for her casseroles. We all learn that a "pro aging coach" exists and we're reminded that this job would never apply to a man, but good for Natasha. Kay tells the story about the day she met Matt James' mom, and Kay could've been the future Ms. James. Follow the @thebetchelor on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Our Golden Girls: Golden Bachelor Cast Preview Pt. 1 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3369

The cast of the Golden Bachelor is here, and Kay and Jared don't hold back. They go through the first 11 women who will be fighting for the Gerry Turner's final rose and they don't disappoint. There are a few wine moms, a few who might be there for the wrong reasons, and we learn shark diving is popular among the elderly community. Part 2 of the preview will be out next week. Follow us at @thebetchelor on IG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Charity and Dotun Take Betches | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 2067

This week we are joined by our faves, Charity Lawson and Dotun Olubeko. They join us in studio with Jared and Kay to catch us up on what they've been up to since the finale, and their future plans (spoiler: NYC baby!). As well as what it was like filming and falling in love on camera. Charity discusses her plans with Dancing With The Stars, of course we will be cheering her on. Follow us at @thebetchelor on IG! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 The Betchy Awards: Charity's Season | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3615

Before Kay and Jared get into awards, Kay details her trip to Michigan and running into a Betchelor listener, and Jared announces a new tour. Hardest working man in showbiz! From the 'most likable' to the 'most likely to post a notes app apology' the answers will surprise (dare I say, shock) you. Not only that but it will refresh your memory on some of the forgotten men of season 20. Also, they go into detail for their predictions and what they hope to see when it comes to Joey's season. Make sure you're following @thebetchelor on IG. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

 Tie Goes To The Tallest (Charity's Season Finale) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4612

Hooray! We've made it to the end of the longest shortest season in Bachelorette history. Jared talks about his hit Netflix special, and Kay reports live post-hurriquake. This week they breakdown everything from who is hiding in the audience in the Dome of The Undatable's (we saw you Barb), Joey's Bachelor glow up and ask the important questions like "where tf was Nehemiah?". The Cringe Harrison award goes to the fact Charity wanted her mom to pick her future husband and let's be honest, we're all just ready for the Golden Bachelor. Follow us on IG at @thebetchelor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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