The Betchelor

Kay, Chris and Jared are back this week to recap the Men Tell All special. First, they begin by reacting to the first look at Michelle’s new contestants, before sharing their Name That Episode. Then, they dive into last night’s Men Tell All, starting with Kaitlyn and Tayshia’s lack of chemistry and the seemingly staged audience kiss with Connor. Plus, they also react to a shocking (yet suspicious) self-elimination, Kaitlyn and Jason’s performative proposal video, before closing with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Cringiest Moment, and the Will You Accept This Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the week before hometowns, so Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all. They start by naming the episode and reacting to the Seattle-themed one-one-one date with Greg, before discussing what probably was our first time actually meeting Brendan on the show. They also cover the suggestive group art date and break down Katie’s farewell to a fan-favorite. Then they react to Mike’s awkward cuddling date with Katie before closing with their Betchelor Categories, including some wild Would You Rathers, a unanimous Paradise Pick, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back this week to recap the sixth episode of The Bachelorette, starting with a first look at the Season 7 cast of Bachelor in Paradise (and yes, Queen Victoria has made her return). Katie kicks off this week’s episode with a challenge for the men, this time with a more...hands-off approach…literally. Then they discuss Katie’s one-on-one wedding-themed date with Justin, the Great Royal Debate group date, and Katie and Connor’s double date with Kaitlyn and Jason before it’s time for the rose ceremony where they discuss the five men who were sent home. Finally, they close with their Weekly Categories, including their Top 3, some Would You Rathers, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept This Rose Recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the fifth episode of Katie’s season and to kick off Kay, Chris and Jared start off reacting to Blake's surprisingly soon one-on-one date. Next, they delve into yet another overly competitive sports themed group date starring Bachelor Nation’s Wells Adams and photographer Franco Lacosta. Then they dissect Katie’s one-on-one with Andrew S., and the seemingly intentional American-themed wardrobe choice during the rose ceremony. After briefly discussing Colton Underwood's latest photo shoot they finish up with their weekly categories and discuss the three new men who were sent home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s week four on The Bachelorette and Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap it all, starting with a “Name That Episode” before discussing the Truth or Dare group date and a new (but all-too-familiar) contestant arrival. Then it’s time for the cocktail party and probably the most dramatic rose ceremony yet. Finally, they close things out with their Top 3 Categories, Paradise Picks, Cringiest Moments, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris, and Jared are back to recap week three of the Bachelorette, picking up with the drama Karl has been stirring at the rose ceremony. Next, they talk about the quasi-group therapy date led by Nick Viall, where Katie opens up about a past experience and and Thomas shares, well, a bit too much. Then they talk about Katie’s off-roading one-on-one with a new and hopeful contender. Finally, they close things out with some Would You Rathers, Paradise Picks, Cringiest Moments, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fran and Ria from Chicks in the Office are back with Kay and Chris to talk about their initial reactions to the first two weeks of Katie’s season. They start with a conversation about being on the show for the “wrong reasons” and why that’s an outdated reason to send someone packing. They tell us which guys were cut too soon, how they felt about Cody and Aaron’s fight, and react to how some of the contestants are acting on social media. Plus, they discuss the decision to introduce a rotation of celebrity hosts on the upcoming season of Bachelor in Paradise. Finally, they each share their thoughts on the future of the Bachelor franchise. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the second week of The Bachelorette and we’re recapping it all. Kay, Jared, and Chris start the show with their “Name that Episode” titles, before discussing the first group date of the season, Katie’s one-one-one fishing date, and the second (and not surprisingly messy) group date. Then they talk about a bomb that was dropped on Katie and the contestant who was sent home before the rose ceremony. Plus, they talk about who they think are going to stay in the running and the new house villain. Finally, they close things out with Some Would You Rathers, Paradise picks, Cringiest Moments, Jared’s Minute, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Katie’s season of The Bachelorette has finally begun, so Kay, Chris and Jared are here to recap it all. They start with a reaction to breaking news that Chris Harrison reached a settlement with ABC to permanently exit the show. Then they dive into the season premiere, starting with the awkward introduction for Tayshia and Kaitlyn, followed by the limo reveals for each of the new contestants. They discuss the most memorable debuts, including the underwhelming box surprise, the cat that caught Katie’s attention, the virgin who might be on the wrong show, and Greg capturing the hearts of the audience. Plus, they talk about the list of guys who went home on night one, and tell us whose exit they were most surprised to see. Finally, they cover the categories for this week, including the top performers so far, a unanimous villain, the IG rising star, Jared’s minute, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipient. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

There’s only one week remaining before Katie’s season of the Bachelorette begins, so Kay, Chris and Jared take one more look at the cast photos. They start with a conversation about what we do (and do not) want to know about these guys before the show premieres, and the hints we get from their Instagram stories. Then they turn to the new cast bios to hand out some preseason awards, including “most improved” since the last time we reviewed their pictures, and the “first impression rose” for who stands out the most. They also make some predictions about who will try too hard, who will become the villain, and which guy (if anyone) will win the whole thing. Finally, they’re joined by Dylan Hafer, host of the brand new Betches daily podcast “Pop Alarm” to talk about who their dream celebrity Bachelor and Bachelorettes would be. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay, Chris and Jared are officially back for the new season of the Bachelorette to recap the offseason and preview what’s to come. They start with an explanation of the three back-to-back seasons that are about to begin, and tell us what they expect from Bachelor in Paradise this Summer. They talk about Katie’s social media behavior before her season even starts, and speculate about how things will play out for her. Then they each tell us what changes they would make to shake up the Bachelor format, including suggestions for how to integrate social media into the show, and how to take advantage of the consecutive Bachelorette seasons. Finally, they dive into all the offseason news, with thoughts on Matt James and Rachael getting back together, Colton coming out as gay, and Kaitlyn Bristowe getting engaged to Jason Tartick. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The cast photos are out for Katie’s upcoming season of The Bachelorette and our hosts are reacting to every guy. They start by reviewing the casting archetypes we see each season so you know who to look out for. Then Kay, Chris, and Jared offer their honest response to each guy’s pic and what little it tells us about them, giving their predictions for who will last and who will go home early. Finally, they close out the cast preview with their selections for who they like best, and more importantly, who Katie will choose. Follow along with the list of cast members here! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the Betchelor Award show we’ve all been waiting for! Kay, Chris, and Jared start off with a few reflections on the season in general and how the off-season is a necessary time for Bachelor nation. Then, they dive into some recent news about Chris Harrison lawyering up and what it may mean for the future of the show. They also discuss what ABC’s role is in this whole dramatic mess before they dive into all their picks for their season awards. Who caused the most drama? Who is the villain of the season? Who is the likeliest to pull a Heather? Finally, they give out the infamous Season Long Cringe Harrison Award. Be sure to tune in next week for a preview of next season and everything we can expect! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s the finale of Matt James’s season of The Bachelor, and Kay, Chris and Jared are here to recap it all. They start by naming the episode (and reacting to the awkward hand-on-leg action) then dive into each of the final dates. They talk about the brief meet-and-greets with Matt’s family before discussing his commitment issues. They cover Michelle being forced to repel down the side of a building (before getting eliminated) and Rachael getting left hanging in her leather pants. They break down Matt’s decision to give Rachael the final rose, but not to propose. Then they react to this season’s After the Final Rose, including Emmanuel’s excellent performance as host, Matt’s refusal to say anything of substance, and the handling of recent controversy. Finally, they close things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rathers, the Cringe Harrison Award winner, Jared’s Minute, and the final Will You Accept this Rose of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s down to three contestants for Matt James to choose from so Kay, Chris, and Jared dive right into this week’s episode. They start with their “Name that Episode” titles and a conversation about Matt’s dad paying a visit to the show. They recap Michelle’s trip to Schrute farms and tell us why she should ultimately be Matt’s pick. They cover Bri’s date in the woods (is that a tent?) and talk about Matt’s repeat speech to each girl. They also break down Rachael’s ceramics rendezvous and discuss his reaction each time someone says “I love you” to the guy. Then they round things out with this week’s Betchelor Categories, including some Would You Rather questions, the Villain of the Week, the Cringe Harrison Award winner, and the Will You Accept this Rose recipients. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices