The Betchelor

This week Kay is joined by new Betchelor Co-Host, Chris Burns (aka Fat Carrie Bradshaw) to recap week 3 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by revealing that they finally understand the premise of the show after 2 weeks of programming. Next they discuss whether or not Julia is the Zodiac killer after her full blown spiral on national television. Later they grade the guest appearances by stars like Jason Mraz and Kesha. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back to break down week 2 of “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by discussing a 2 year old Jenna Cooper scandal that’s surfaced despite her relevancy having run it’s course. Next they talk about Madi throwing shade at Peter on Tik Tok and whether or not Barb might have seen it. Later they talk about whether the new mansion is better or worse than the Bachelor mansion. Finally they give their reactions to all the drama on episode 2 of “Listen To Your Heart”. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back to break down the first episode of the highly anticipated “Listen To Your Heart”. They begin by running down their first impression of the roster and they all look pretty normal over all. Next they discuss whether or not the contestants actually understand the premise of the show in the first place. Finally they discuss why the hell there are so many John Mayer songs getting performed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek return for week 4 of ‘Betchelor’ In Quarantine. They begin by giving an update on Colton’s coronavirus recovery. Next they discuss Hannah B fleeing the quarantine crew and heading back to Alabama. Finally they break down the men of “Listen To Your Heart” and get to the bottom of whether or not you can be an American Folk singer without having a giant beard. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek return for week 3 of “Betchelor”, quarantine edition. They begin by revealing what they’re watching during social distancing in the absence of new ‘Bachelor’ content. Next they discuss ABC’s decision to re-run old seasons of the Bachelor during quarantine. Finally they break down the list of female contestants revealed for “Listen To Your Heart” and who could be the break out stars of the season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek return for week two of “Betchelor”, quarantine edition. They begin by discussing Colton’s positive Coronavirus test and ‘Bachelor’ nation’s official quaruntine crew, Tyler C and Hannah B. Next, Kay unveils Betches’ new live reality show, “The Betchelorette: Isolation Games”, as well as the type of guys that may have an advantage in the competition. Later they give their superlatives for Pilot Pete’s season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek return in spite of quarantine to keep you updated on everything happening in ‘Bachelor’ Nation. They begin by discussing how Corona Virus self distancing has affected their day to day lives since last week’s episode. Next they discuss Kay’s recent breakup and how she’s been getting through it. Later they discuss the much predicted breakup between Pete and Maddy as well as Pete and Hannah Anne’s breakup. Finally they discuss Tyler Cameron and Hannah B social distancing from everyone else but each other. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek return to break down the epic finale to Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing their emotional 180 on their feelings on Pete’s family from positive, to pretty damn negative. Next they discuss how weird it is that the people on the show keep referencing past seasons. Later they discuss whether or not Peter was actually mature enough to handle being the Bachelor in the first place. Finally they scoff at Pete’s reckless decision to spend less than a full minute to choose an engagement ring for his awkward proposal to Hannah Ann. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back to recap week 9 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by giving their reactions to the announcement of the new Bachelorette, Clare Crowley. Next they discuss Peter’s hesitant attempt to talk through his difficult decision with Chris Harrision. Later they break down the women tell all which re-hashed all the drama from the entire season. Finally they give their thoughts on Victoria F’s hot seat moment and whether or not the build up in the episode was worth it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kay and Derek are joined by “Bachelor” new comer, Slutty Puffin, to break down week 8 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin with a recap of the Gold Coast trip, and Kay attempts to pull off an Australian accent. Next, they discuss whether Pete and Victoria’s raw emotion for each other actually makes them polar opposites. After that they discuss whether or not Madison will be back next week, and why she’s still on the show in the first place. The trio shares their thoughts and expectations. Finally, they dive into the hot and steamy world of fantasy suite dates and the ultimatums that come with them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week, Derek is back with Kay after an episode off to break down week 7 of Pilot Pete’s season. They start by discussing why on earth Pete was hanging out with Kylie Jenner and Olivia Jade over this past weekend. Next they discuss the fact that it doesn’t seem like the audience is rooting for any of the girls to win OR be the Bachelorette. Then they discuss Peter’s decision to write a love letter back to Hannah Ann and whether or not he dotted his “I”s with hearts. Later they discuss everything that happened on the hometown dates. Finally they talk about Victoria F’s problematic past and how she managed to stay on the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Derek is away, so Kay is joined by comedian and ‘Bachelor’ junkie, Jared Freid to break down week 6 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by talking about the possibility that this may, in fact, be the actual most dramatic season ever. Next they discuss the absurd hill running 1 on 1 date between Kelsey and Pilot Pete. Then they discuss the many moods and never ending spiral of Victoria F. Finally they discuss Peter’s mom stirring the pot and being too problematic for her own good. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Kay and Derek strap in for an epic double episode recapping the monster 5 hour week 5 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin with Kay’s Bachelor scoop that she learned from David the chicken man at a Superbowl Party. Next they discuss Pete’s poor showing in the opening rose ceremony and why he just can’t stop apologizing. Then they break down all of the drama and emotions flying in Costa Rica. Finally they discuss the peculiar fake telenovela date in Chile. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back for week 4 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing the new Bachelor themed tv shows and a possible return of “Winter Games”. Next they discuss all the super fun dates in beautiful and exotic Cleveland, Ohio. Later they try to decode Chase Rice’s new song to figure out if it’s about Victoria. Finally Kay is joined by Ashley I to discuss her honeymoon, her sex life ,and more. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back to break down episode 3 of Pilot Pete’s season. They begin by discussing Colton’s strange text farming tweets. Next they discuss Pete’s date with Victoria and her admission to preferring red wine despite ordering white wine. Then they break down the Hannah Ann/ Kelsey reconciliation over last week’s champagne-gate. Later they talk about Demi’s confusing pajama pillow fight group date. Finally they give their reactions to who stayed and who went home during this week’s rose ceremony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices