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Kay and Derek are back and talking about the finale to Colton’s season of The Bachelor. They start by recapping the insane Betches watch party in New York City. At 4:45 they dive into the aftermath of Colton’s fence jump and everything that followed. Who is Chris Harrison talking to on his burner phone when Colton goes missing? They talk about Tayshia handling the breakup so well, Hannah G not even getting a final date and Colton’s new haircut. They share their thoughts on whether or not Colton trapped Cassie, then finish the finale recap with a reaction to Hannah B getting named the next Bachelorette. Is everyone already getting tired of her lack of personality? At 41:40 we hear the live #BetchelorNation finale pre-show. Nick Viall joins them onstage to talk about this season and discuss life after The Bachelor. Then Connor Obrochta and Jordan Kimball stop by to close out the show with a Bachelor BFF Dating Game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are joined by comedian Jared Freid of the Betches U Up? podcast to break down Monday night’s episode in Portugal and discuss all the fantasy suite action. Jared weighs in on Cassie’s surprising decision and predicts what will happen next. The fence jump finally happened and they discuss every detail, including Colton’s disappearance. What’s going to happen next? At 53:50 Derek and Kay recap Tuesday’s “Women Tell All” episode. Derek offers some behind-the-scenes insight into how these episodes are produced. They cover all the drama onstage, including Courtney and Demi’s showdown, the moment of Hannah B redemption and continued speculation about Colton’s virgin status. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back and talking about the Kardashian drama they accidentally started between Khloé and Mike Fleiss. Could she become the next Bachelorette after all? They also discuss the song Colton recorded with boy band O-Town. At 8:30 they get into this week’s hometown visits and talk about Colton asking each father for permission to marry his daughter. They speculate on where Chris Harrison has been the last two weeks and tell us who they’d pick to host the show if he ever leaves. At 46:20 Ben Higgins joins the show to talk about sliding into his new GF’s DMs, a recent burglary at his house, and his thoughts on who will win Colton’s season of The Bachelor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay is sick so Derek is joined by Brett Vergara to recap all things Bachelor Nation. At 8:30 they recap Colton and Tayshia’s ultra millenial date in Denver. At 18:20 they break down Caelynn’s one on one and whether or not she’s too perfectly prepped and polished for the show. At 26:15 they talk about Hanna B’s date and the awkwardness of Colton’s dad dressing like a millenial. At 34:05 they break down the 4 on 1 group date and whether or not it includes Derek’s favorite show exit of all time. Thanks to our sponsors  Sugarbear Hair- Go to SugarBearHair.com/THEBETCHELOR for amazing hair and a healthier you!  Scentbird- Go to Scentbird.com/BETCHELOR and use my code BETCHELOR for 50% off your first month. Daily Harvest- Go to DAILY-HARVEST.com and enter promo code BETCH to get three cups FREE in your first box!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are joined by Chris Burns (Fat Carrie Bradshaw) of the Betches podcast Everyone’s Gay. At 3:50 they talk about the first two girls sent home this week and cover Hannah G’s makeout-heavy one on one date. Does anyone really want to share a shower with another person, even if it’s Colton? At 13:30 they talk about the cringy boxing date where Demi got punched in the face, and discuss the call with her mom. At 24:40 they compare each of this season’s contestants to a different alcohol. They discuss Colton’s boring date with Kirpa and break down her non-answer to his engagement question. At 38:15 they talk about the rose ceremony and Colton freaking out after Katie told him to watch his back. They close out the show with some Paradise cast predictions and award their Cringe Harrison winners of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek return to keep you up to date with everything happening with Colton and the girls as they take Thailand. At 12:00 they talk about Derek and Heather’s over produced first kiss. At 16:20 they talk about the group date which was a fun scavenger hunt to find food in the jungles of Thailand. At 28:45 they are joined by Blake Horstmann to talk about eating during on camera dates, his predictions for this season and life after Bachelor. Thanks to our sponsors Sugarbear Hair- Go to SugarBearHair.com/THEBETCHELOR for amazing hair and a healthier you! Thirdlove- Go to THIRDLOVE.com/BETCHELOR now to find your perfect-fitting bra and get 15% off your first purchase! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back and talking about The Bachelor going to Singapore. They talk about the high-pitched scream from Colton during his bungee jump. Is that the same sound he’ll make when he finally gets to the fantasy suite? At 17:00 they touch upon the serious conversation Caelynn had with Colton during their one-on-one date. Then they discuss the non-apology that took place between the two pageant girls. At 22:00 they dive into the showdown between Demi and Courtney. Was it fair to call Courtney the cancer of the house? At 24:40 they hand out their “Cringe Harrison Award” winners of the week and each make a bold prediction. Which host is right about who will be the next Bachelorette? At 32:00 Kay is joined by Sean and Catherine Lowe to talk about married life after falling in love on The Bachelor Season 17. They share their guilty pleasures and weigh in on the current Bachelor season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay is joined by Marie Roda of MTV’s The Challenge. At 7:10 they talk about the pageant girls Hannah B. and Caelynn turning on each other. They agree that the pirate themed date looked like a great time. The age shaming is at an all time high this season. At 13:40 they discuss the weird spanking moment from Demi. Do we love her or hate her? They talk about Elyse’s heartwarming date. Did everyone else cry too? At 21:30 they talk about the Bachelor’s Strongest Woman competition and break down the limo pull challenge. At 29:00 they recap the pool party drama. They conclude the show with a recap of who went home.   Betches has launched a new dating app called Ship! Check it out now at betches.co/ship   Thanks to our sponsors!   Daily Harvest- Go to Daily-Harvest.com and enter promo code "Betch" to get three cups FREE in your first box!   Sugar Bear Hair- Go to SugarBearHair.com/THEBETCHELOR for amazing hair and a healthier you! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back and start with Colton’s weird intro from bed this week. At 3:30 they recap the group date featuring Megan Mullally and Nick Offerman. Are we the only ones disappointed by the “first time” stories? They agree that everyone overreacted to Demi picking up the rose. At 13:30 they talk about Hannah B’s painful one-on-one date and pick apart her toast. Just say “to us” and be done with it! At 26:15 they compliment Billy Eichner’s appearance and discuss his “first gay Bachelor” joke. Might Billy be onto something? At 37:35 Kay and Derek close out the show with the first ever “Cringe Harrison Award” of the week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recorded live from Xfinity Reality Week in South Beach Miami, Kay and Derek are back with a live episode immediately following the “Bachelor” season 23 premiere. They agree that we didn’t need a full hour of watch-party footage to start the episode. At 4:45 they talk about some of the most memorable introductions. They discuss the best and worst virginity jokes of the episode. Kay predicts who will be the biggest villain this season. At 26:40 Jordan Kimball joins the show to share his initial thoughts on the cast and gives us his go-to pick up lines. At 35:20 Connor Obrochta stops by to talk about first date kisses, including the three that already took place at the first mixer. They play a round of “Red Flag or Dealbreaker” with Connor. At 41:30 Eric Bigger joins to give his list of the early frontrunners for the season. Eric plays a game of “Date Marry Disappear” featuring a list of former cast members. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back with a bonus episode ahead of the premiere of Colton’s season. They catch you up on everything that happened in the offseason and have all the details you need to know about the cast of characters competing for Colton’s final rose. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek have finally reached the finish line of an exhausting season of ‘Paradise’. They start with the Jenna controversy. Jenna was supposed to come on this week’s show but completely ghosted them after the news of her texting a random man behind Jordan’s back hit the internet. In lieu of having Jenna in the studio, they recap the final episode of ‘Paradise” before the reunion. At 23:00 they talk about the Joe and Kendall break-up that shocked Kay. At 32:25 they mention the love triangle between Venmo John, Diggy and Olivia which ends with Olivia choosing John, sending Diggy home with the trumpet player he hired to win her heart. At 39:30 they talk about the reunion recapping who’s together and happy, and who is on their own.   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back and they’re not thrilled about Colton being named the new “Bachelor”. Derek is a bit skeptical because all he’s ever seen Colton do on camera is cry. At 4:45 Derek reveals that he received a DM from a listener informing him that Leo is throwing hands all over Twitter calling former “Bachelor” contestants beta males after his royal rumble on “BIP”. At 12:55 they talk about the Colton and Tia breakup. Kay thinks that for someone who can’t get his emotions together, Colton said goodbye to Tia pretty easily. At 26:30 they talk about the wild rose ceremony where a lot of the ladies were on the chopping block. At 31:30 they talk about Joe and Kendall’s terrible first date….watching Tanner and Jade’s kids? This episode is brought to you by Leesa. Don’t miss Leesa’s limited time Labor Day Sale! Extended now through September 13: Get up to $235 off and free shipping on the Leesa mattress at Leesa.com/Betchelor and enter promo code Betchelor at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back for another “Bachelor In Paradise” marathon. With so much action they’re getting a little exhausted. Kay thinks Connor is pretty hot but Derek thinks he’s doing a “Mr. Cool” routine like Chris. Derek also can’t understand why these contestants keep lying to the audience. It’s almost as if the contestants keep forgetting the audience sees everything they’re doing. At 21:00 they discuss Leo who was a fan favorite during Becca’s season, but has turned cringe worthy, intimidating, heel in paradise. At 28:30 they discuss Benoit who cannot stop crying. Has he become the new Annalise? At 32:28 they discuss Colton’s odd gesture to bring Tia….hotdogs? This episode is brought to you by Leesa. Don’t miss Leesa’s limited time Labor Day Sale: Get up to $235 off and free shipping on the Leesa mattress at Leesa.com/Betchelor Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kay and Derek are back with another 2 episode “Bachelor in Paradise” recap. They agree that Chris, Tia and Krystal are caught in the love triangle from hell. Derek thinks that Chris is trying to look like “Mr. Smooth” but isn’t fooling anyone. At 7:10 Derek explains that paradise is, in fact, actually smelly because no one there can ever stop sweating. At 11:30 they talk about how Venmo John has made himself the clear cut prize on this edition of ‘Paradise’. At 19:50 they talk about David’s continuous attempts to troll and sabotage Jordan. Kay thinks that Jordan’s intensity is starting to freak out all of the women in paradise. At 25:10 they talk about the triumph entrance of Leo who is an immediate favorite for all the ladies...except for Kay. Kay has changed her tune on Leo who she liked during Becca’s season but now thinks is a total jerk. This episode is presented by Leesa. Go to Leesa.com/betchelor or use the promo code BETCHELOR at checkout to receive $165 off your purchase of a mattress, or $235 off your purchase of a sapira. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices