It's Been Done Before show

It's Been Done Before

Summary: Ghostbusters! Independence Day!! Star Trek!!! Ice Age!!!! Jason Bourne!!! IT'S BEEN DONE BEFORE! And we're fed up! Grab some popcorn and listen in as Matt, Mike and Brit give their thoughts and opinions on all the sequels, remakes, reboots and carbon-copy movie ripoffs that Hollyweird has to offer.

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 Theater VIII: Be Cool | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7120

This week we’re leaving the movie game and following our good buddy Chili Palmer to the music business with the 2005 sequel, Be Cool. This time around Chili has decided to stop making movies and start making records with the lovely and talented Linda Moon. He has to get Linda out of her contract with Nicky and Raji all while outwitting several groups of goons that are trying to kill him at every turn. Luckily, Chili is an amazing manager and is able to get Linda a gig with Aerosmith and eventually lead her to superstardom at the MTV Music Awards. Why does this movie hate gay people? Why didn’t seeing his friend murdered in front of him bother Chili at all? How is Chili so amazing at everything? What does Raji actually do for a living? Why did they pack so many musicians that cannot act into this movie? Is it really that easy to get a guest appearance at an Aerosmith concert? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Also, please register at Spreaker.com and follow The Jester Radio Network for all of our amazing shows and content. Have a great week.

 Theater VIII: Be Cool | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7120

This week we’re leaving the movie game and following our good buddy Chili Palmer to the music business with the 2005 sequel, Be Cool. This time around Chili has decided to stop making movies and start making records with the lovely and talented Linda Moon. He has to get Linda out of her contract with Nicky and Raji all while outwitting several groups of goons that are trying to kill him at every turn. Luckily, Chili is an amazing manager and is able to get Linda a gig with Aerosmith and eventually lead her to superstardom at the MTV Music Awards. Why does this movie hate gay people? Why didn’t seeing his friend murdered in front of him bother Chili at all? How is Chili so amazing at everything? What does Raji actually do for a living? Why did they pack so many musicians that cannot act into this movie? Is it really that easy to get a guest appearance at an Aerosmith concert? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Also, please register at Spreaker.com and follow The Jester Radio Network for all of our amazing shows and content. Have a great week.

 Theater VIII: A Bad Moms Christmas | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5311

This week we’re celebrating Mother’s Day a little early with one of our favorite mothers, our former co-host Brittny Valle! We watched Bad Moms Christmas, and while the holiday theme may be a little off, the devotion to mothers is right on the money. The story follows the further adventures of Amy, Kiki and Carla as they try to survive Christmas and keep their own mothers at bay. The movie is very good and very fun. The moms and grandmoms are all very well cast and there is more than enough laughter to keep anyone entertained. Why do all of the ladies let their mothers walk all over them? Why are they allowed to get so drunk at the mall? Is there a more perfect couple than Carla and Ty? Why didn’t anyone ask Amy and Ruth to quiet down while they were having their heart to heart during mass? When will we get a Bad Moms 3 and what will their next adventure be? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VIII: A Bad Moms Christmas | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5311

This week we’re celebrating Mother’s Day a little early with one of our favorite mothers, our former co-host Brittny Valle! We watched Bad Moms Christmas, and while the holiday theme may be a little off, the devotion to mothers is right on the money. The story follows the further adventures of Amy, Kiki and Carla as they try to survive Christmas and keep their own mothers at bay. The movie is very good and very fun. The moms and grandmoms are all very well cast and there is more than enough laughter to keep anyone entertained. Why do all of the ladies let their mothers walk all over them? Why are they allowed to get so drunk at the mall? Is there a more perfect couple than Carla and Ty? Why didn’t anyone ask Amy and Ruth to quiet down while they were having their heart to heart during mass? When will we get a Bad Moms 3 and what will their next adventure be? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VIII: City Slickers 2 - The Legend of Curly's Gold | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5586

This week’s episode is a tale of friendship, adventure and gold! We watched the 1994 comedy-western City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold. This story follows Mitch, Phil and Glen as they go on a treasure hunt to find $20,000,000 in stolen gold that was hidden by Curly’s father after a robbery in 1908. They team up with Curly’s twin brother Duke and ride through Nevada in search of fame, glory and most importantly gold. In the end, they all learn a little bit about each other; and isn’t that the true reward? How much land does Mitch have for his buddy Norman to graze on? Why are these men in their 40s such cowards? How didn’t Mitch notice the map in Curly’s hat at any point in the last year? Can we please get a deleted scene of Duke working as a happy pirate at the seafood restaurant? Will there be a City Slickers 3 in which they actually find some real gold? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VIII: City Slickers 2 - The Legend of Curly's Gold | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5586

This week’s episode is a tale of friendship, adventure and gold! We watched the 1994 comedy-western City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold. This story follows Mitch, Phil and Glen as they go on a treasure hunt to find $20,000,000 in stolen gold that was hidden by Curly’s father after a robbery in 1908. They team up with Curly’s twin brother Duke and ride through Nevada in search of fame, glory and most importantly gold. In the end, they all learn a little bit about each other; and isn’t that the true reward? How much land does Mitch have for his buddy Norman to graze on? Why are these men in their 40s such cowards? How didn’t Mitch notice the map in Curly’s hat at any point in the last year? Can we please get a deleted scene of Duke working as a happy pirate at the seafood restaurant? Will there be a City Slickers 3 in which they actually find some real gold? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: Mission - Impossible 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7341

This week we’re on a mission, you might say “an impossible mission”, to save the world from a man made super virus. Our team leader is the amazing Ethan Hunt and our movie is 2000’s Mission Impossible 2. This mission, should you choose to watch it, follows Ethan and his team as they attempt to stop rouge IMF agent, Sean Ambrose, from getting his hands on the devastating Chimera virus and selling it off to the highest bidder. Ethan gets the hots for Nyah, a professional thief brought on because of her close relationship with Ambrose, and spends most of the movie trying to keep her safe and get her back into bed. There are lots of cool action scenes, Ambrose is a pretty good villain and the story isn’t too bad either. Why wasn’t Anthony Hopkins credited for his role in this movie? Why does John Woo use so much slow motion in his movies? How is Ethan so great at everything? Where do they get all of the face masks and voice modulators from? Who keeps a flock of doves in their secret hideout? Where did that gun in the sand come from? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: Mission - Impossible 2 | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7341

This week we’re on a mission, you might say “an impossible mission”, to save the world from a man made super virus. Our team leader is the amazing Ethan Hunt and our movie is 2000’s Mission Impossible 2. This mission, should you choose to watch it, follows Ethan and his team as they attempt to stop rouge IMF agent, Sean Ambrose, from getting his hands on the devastating Chimera virus and selling it off to the highest bidder. Ethan gets the hots for Nyah, a professional thief brought on because of her close relationship with Ambrose, and spends most of the movie trying to keep her safe and get her back into bed. There are lots of cool action scenes, Ambrose is a pretty good villain and the story isn’t too bad either. Why wasn’t Anthony Hopkins credited for his role in this movie? Why does John Woo use so much slow motion in his movies? How is Ethan so great at everything? Where do they get all of the face masks and voice modulators from? Who keeps a flock of doves in their secret hideout? Where did that gun in the sand come from? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: Cape Fear (1991) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7694

This week, we’re detailing the unsettling exploits of possibly the most talented and dedicated stalker in the history of cinema, Max Cady, in the 1991 remake of Cape Fear. The story follows Max Cady as he is released after 14 years in a Georgia prison. Max goes to a small North Carolina town to get revenge on his former defense attorney, Sam Bowden, for burying evidence that could have reduced his prison sentence at the time of conviction. Max’s plan is to get his retribution by inflicting physical and emotional pain on everyone in Sam’s life. Sam is willing to go to great lengths to get Max to leave town and to protect his wife and young daughter from Max’s inappropriate advances. Max’s desire to teach Sam about loss comes to a dramatic climax on The Bowden Family’s houseboat on the waterways of Cape Fear. How much time did Max spend researching the Bowden’s lives before he set his plan in motion? Are Sam and Leigh the least attentive parents in the world? Why doesn’t Sam start spreading the word about Max to everyone else in their small town? Why do both Sam and Danielle refer to the family dog as Leigh’s dog? What does Leigh do for a living? What makes Max’s skin invincible? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: Cape Fear (1991) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 7694

This week, we’re detailing the unsettling exploits of possibly the most talented and dedicated stalker in the history of cinema, Max Cady, in the 1991 remake of Cape Fear. The story follows Max Cady as he is released after 14 years in a Georgia prison. Max goes to a small North Carolina town to get revenge on his former defense attorney, Sam Bowden, for burying evidence that could have reduced his prison sentence at the time of conviction. Max’s plan is to get his retribution by inflicting physical and emotional pain on everyone in Sam’s life. Sam is willing to go to great lengths to get Max to leave town and to protect his wife and young daughter from Max’s inappropriate advances. Max’s desire to teach Sam about loss comes to a dramatic climax on The Bowden Family’s houseboat on the waterways of Cape Fear. How much time did Max spend researching the Bowden’s lives before he set his plan in motion? Are Sam and Leigh the least attentive parents in the world? Why doesn’t Sam start spreading the word about Max to everyone else in their small town? Why do both Sam and Danielle refer to the family dog as Leigh’s dog? What does Leigh do for a living? What makes Max’s skin invincible? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: The Magnificent Seven (2016) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6609

This week’s episode takes us to the frontier town of Rose Creek where a group of seven men have formed a badass gang to free a desperate town from the iron grip of an evil robber baron. The movie is Antoine Fuqua’s 2016 remake of The Magnificent Seven, and it is a fun one. The cast is about as star studded as they come and there are some really well done action scenes to help keep the film moving along at a nice pace. Does Peter Sarsgaard intimidate anyone? Why didn’t the townspeople just leave Rose Creek and start a new town down the road? Why is Chris Pratt given so much more screen time than the other actors? How could all of those farmers have such bad aim? What’s with Horn’s voice? How did that guy lose his eye? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: The Magnificent Seven (2016) | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6609

This week’s episode takes us to the frontier town of Rose Creek where a group of seven men have formed a badass gang to free a desperate town from the iron grip of an evil robber baron. The movie is Antoine Fuqua’s 2016 remake of The Magnificent Seven, and it is a fun one. The cast is about as star studded as they come and there are some really well done action scenes to help keep the film moving along at a nice pace. Does Peter Sarsgaard intimidate anyone? Why didn’t the townspeople just leave Rose Creek and start a new town down the road? Why is Chris Pratt given so much more screen time than the other actors? How could all of those farmers have such bad aim? What’s with Horn’s voice? How did that guy lose his eye? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: Jeepers Creepers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6145

This week’s episode takes us to a small rural town that is tormented by a goofy looking creature once every 23 years. No, it isn’t Stephen King’s It. This week’s movie is creepy Victor Salva’s third installment of the Jeepers Creepers franchise. This story takes place between the events of the first and second films and is as useless to the franchise’s storyline as Victor Salva is to civilized society. There isn’t that much of a story to grab a hold of here and the blood and guts are almost nonexistent. The Creeper looks really silly and could have benefited from much less of the film taking place in the daylight. Not really worth your time to watch, but more than worth you time to listen to Mike and Matt rip the movie to pieces. Why is Victor Salva allowed to keep making movies? Is there a worse looking movie monster from a mainstream “horror” franchise than this stupid looking Creeper? How much rope is in that tailpipe? Is Crazy Grandma really just a medium that can communicate with the great beyond? Why did the sheriff die in such an unceremonious fashion? Please, for the love of god, do not make a fourth Jeepers Creepers movie! Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: Jeepers Creepers | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6145

This week’s episode takes us to a small rural town that is tormented by a goofy looking creature once every 23 years. No, it isn’t Stephen King’s It. This week’s movie is creepy Victor Salva’s third installment of the Jeepers Creepers franchise. This story takes place between the events of the first and second films and is as useless to the franchise’s storyline as Victor Salva is to civilized society. There isn’t that much of a story to grab a hold of here and the blood and guts are almost nonexistent. The Creeper looks really silly and could have benefited from much less of the film taking place in the daylight. Not really worth your time to watch, but more than worth you time to listen to Mike and Matt rip the movie to pieces. Why is Victor Salva allowed to keep making movies? Is there a worse looking movie monster from a mainstream “horror” franchise than this stupid looking Creeper? How much rope is in that tailpipe? Is Crazy Grandma really just a medium that can communicate with the great beyond? Why did the sheriff die in such an unceremonious fashion? Please, for the love of god, do not make a fourth Jeepers Creepers movie! Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

 Theater VII: 12 Monkeys | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 6192

This week’s episode takes us on an intense mission to try and prevent an underground army from unleashing an apocalyptic plague onto the world in the 1995 time traveling classic, 12 Monkeys. Our main character, James Cole, is recruited by a board of scientists to go back in time and try to collect information on the people responsible for the outbreak and a sample of the virus. Once Cole is sent back in time, he is arrested and suspected of having a mental disorder because he cannot stop telling people about his knowledge of civilization’s demise. He eventually kidnaps his psychiatrist, Dr. Railly, and convinces her that his story may not be as crazy as it seems. Cole and Dr. Railly team up to figure out the role The Army of the 12 Monkeys plays in the conspiracy and stop the virus’s release. Why didn’t we get more of Cole’s backstory? Wouldn’t it have been cool to see more of characters lives in the present/future? Why didn’t Dr. Railly escape from Cole when she had any of her many opportunities or scream for help when he would walk with her in public? Is this a classic case of Stockholm Syndrome? If Cole had seen the events at the airport unfold in his dreams every night of his life, why didn’t he know exactly what to do to accomplish his mission and avoid being shot? What do you think the police did with Dr. Railly? Is she free to go, or is she doing hard time? How many times do the characters say the word “monkey” in this film? How much does Bruce Willis love making time travel movies that involve his character seeing a younger or older version of himself? How did the costume designer get an oscar nomination for this movie? Thank you for all of the love you continue to show us. Please rate and review the podcast wherever you get it and if you like the show, share it with your friends. Have a great week.

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