Jordan, Jesse, GO!

The legendary Patrick Warburton (@PaddyWarbucks) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's latest travel woes, Patrick's deep affinity for Vancouver, and the amazing pets people sent in for the JJGoPet contest! Plus, Patrick talks about WorldVision, the incredible humanitarian organization he works with and the amazing work they're doing in developing countries. Check it out and maybe buy a family a goat for the holidays and change their life!

Benjamin Partridge (Beef and Dairy Network Podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the Q&A boss daddy at the book reading Jordan and Jesse went to this week, Benjamin's thorough washdown at WiSpa by an intense Korean man, and the worst British accents done by Americans.

Eliza Skinner (Cool Playlist podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the various activities Jesse planned for the kids this weekend, Eliza's hobby of knitting during American Horror Story, and the time Jordan unintentionally became a Barry Manilow fan.  Action Item: send in flirty pictures of your pet for the JJGo Pet Contest! Post them with the hashtag #JJGoPet on Twitter or Instagram and win some cat shirts!

Stuart Wellington (The Flophouse) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's rigorous pre-show prep, Jordan's visit to one of the country's first weed restaurants, and the tragedy that killed Stuart's buzz the last time he was in Vegas which involved a surprise appearance by Bob Saget. Plus, listeners call in with their family substitutions for swear words.

Nellie McKay (Bagatelles EP) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Nellie's sweet old pup Bessie who joined everyone in the recording booth, Jordan's strategies for asking his upstairs neighbor about some particularly strange noises, and strategies for mowing your lawn. Plus, Nellie graces us all with a song! See Nellie on tour this fall/winter!

Rob Corddry (The Unicorn) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the hyperbolic news alert Jordan saw about Frankie Muniz going full tilt horny on main, Jesse's skeptical trip to the Pasadena Playhouse for a new rendition of Little Shop of Horrors, and what it's like to work with the incredibly intense actor Walton Goggins.

Rebekka Johnson (G.L.O.W., Mother of All Shows podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of the quaint replacement words parents use instead of swearing when you're a kid, the time Rebekka got kicked out of church camp for doing acid, and Jordan's story about cocaine he teased last week. Plus, everyone tries to pinpoint exactly what "Crisco Girl" is.  ACTION ITEM: What were your parents' swear word replacements? Call us 206-984-4FUN or email jjgo@maximumfun.org.

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen is Your New Best Friend podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's run-in with a chatty squirrel in his yard and what squirrels at large may do to extract their revenge on his life, the complicated process Alison had to go through to evict a family of raccoons from her house, and how Jordan's meditative potato chip eating practice might kill him.

Helen Hong (Go Fact Yourself podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Helen's White Claw withdrawal and how it led to her boozy night at the Sound of Music Singalong at the Hollywood Bowl, Jesse's all-time favorite food and beverage luxury upgrade, and Jordan's truly epic quest to Bakersfield to fulfill his longtime dream of tubing down a river.

Kevin T. Porter (Good Christian Fun podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of what happens when artists that Kevin talks about on his podcast get in touch, Jesse's attempt at making a new adult friend, and the anachronism from It Chapter Two that set Jordan off.

Ify Nwadiwe (Who Shot Ya? podcast, Candy Dinner Podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's latest and greatest television appearance, and the dominating Simpsons trivia skill of Lori Beth Denberg (star of the Nickelodeon's 90's sketch show All That), and the filthy past of children's Youtube megastar Blippi.

Fan-favorite Chris Fairbanks (Do You Need a Ride? podcast, stand up comedy) joins Jordan and Jesse to celebrate their 600th episode and take calls from listeners about momentous occasions that have happened in their life since the show started. We hear from someone who had twins born two years apart, a true baseball hero, and a midwife who delivered her first baby in spectacular fashion. Happy 600 episodes, thanks for listening for all these years!!

Dave Ross (The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex) joins Jordan and Jesse to talk about Jordan's new strategy for keeping the stank out of his Comfycush Vans, Dave's time doing comedy on Warped Tour, and Jordan's perfect day at Universal Studios riding the new Jurassic Park ride and eating churros. Plus, Dave has a new comedy album out called The Only Man Who Has Ever Had Sex! Go to MaxFunStore.com to get your hands on some sweet Summer Boys of Summer Tour merch!

Scott Gairdner (Podcast: The Ride podcast) and Jason Sheridan (Podcast: The Ride podcast) join Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's recent oral surgery and the gentle manner in which his dentist scolds him, the intense tournament that Jason and Scott held on their theme park/entertainment podcast to determine the best fake rocks in the world, and the various strategies one might employ to revive a stressed-out hummingbird. Plus, Jordan launches a new plan to harness the power of the podcast audience. Go to MaxFunStore.com to get your hands on some sweet Summer Boys of Summer Tour merch!

Brea Grant (Reading Glasses podcast) joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Brea's recent work stint in Bulgaria, Jordan's firm stance on not eating flowers, and the surprisingly romantic story of Brea's friend who got pink eye from munching ass. Plus, we'd like to wish a very happy Anal August to everyone out there! Go to MaxFunStore.com to get your Summer Boys of Summer merch!