This week our heroes reintroduces a sidekick from a dozen shows ago, and introduces a new sidechick; and they talk about: verbal cat-spat about a bar-crush, Scavengers vs. Predators/Hunters, if-it-walks-like-a-slut…, generational club-gaps, American Hater, sleepfucking, questioning a hero’s freaky-integrity, Anality, and Uncle Brento-Box’s Orgasmic Storytime.
The show can now hang out at the bar it’s recorded in! In celebration of its being legal, our heroes: introduce two sidekicks, talk about; the anatomy of bar attraction, hunters vs. predators, relational insight sans estrogen, googling perverts end up on our site, brain tumors and head, make-a-sexual-wish, domestically battered fries, hetero’s getting the gay vibe, attracting damage, cock-apnea, and the cock-and-the-walk.
To celebrate our 20th show our heroes go back to the swimming pool that we recorded our first show in. OK…in reality, I forgot to turn off the vocal effects used to make mediocre karaoke singers sound a little better. We were able to save two mics, though; but—admittedly—it’s a little jarring.
Nonetheless, we wax (un)intellectual about: promoting a Fascist Roast, killing pets while house-sitting, squabbling children, mammarian can-crushing, differentiating hookers from cops, colonic alcohol consumption, rooting for two dugouts, and walking AIDS off.
This week our heroes return to the old form of the most random musings about: a distant sidekick, Emo vs. Hipster, hello nurse!, musings of an avid commenter, musings of bar crushes, playing one degree of Kevin Smith, muse like an Egyptian, musing about game shows with physical challenges, musings of TV Sitcom Vixens. Please forgive us.
This week, our heroes end the impromptu sabbatical. They also talk about: sore throats – to conjoined twins – to hospitalization – to surgical shenanigans – to haunted bars.
In the spirit of Father’s Day, our heroes let the sidekicks with children take over the episode. This week we talk about: theatrical feature reviews (and picking on Adam Sandler), alternate celebrity sandwiches, Stoolie’s adventures, the Other Vu gets stalked by a creepy cougar, graphic novel-to-silver screen transitions, hallucinations and hitchhiking (with a butt-hash cameo), dodging tickets and international drug trafficking, and family friendly adult entertainment.
This week our heroes introduce pair of new sidekicks and talk about: First Comic Falling, dancing clits, drug induced racial tension and inspiration, Idol judges and an 80’s Supergroup, revisiting ex-chunky (read “healthy”) starlets, introducing the “Other-Vu,” a hero reaches out and touches us from 10 hours into the future, alternate Olympic games, African on African racial tension, rhythmic (stroking to) gymnastics and the Three Stooges event, and the lamentation of a California hockey player.
This week a hero heads to Africa but is replaced by an unsung hero. Then we talk about: goofy-fun weddings and using anecdotes as vows, random acts of incontinence, random acts of inebriation, $h!t-shyness, and fecal eavesdropping at the workplace.
This week: another hero heads the charge, a Peep makes Encore Karaoke mistake #3, getting territorial over songs we didn’t write, Tit for Tat, flinging panties on microphones, Oedipus takes his mom to a karaoke bar and other inappropriate familial relations, a moment of non-silence over a departed sidekick, alternate uses for phalli, coulda-woulda threesomes and full-contact PDA, Bay to Breaking the Seal on a Nissan Altima, and the Bar Bitch has some fun.