Scream Girl Squad show

Scream Girl Squad

Summary: Murder! Mayhem! Monsters! Hosts Jill and Caryn rely on their lifelong friendship and an abundance of snacks to survive the wide world of horror. They cover the good, the bad, and the in-between (because sometimes the worst movies are the best ones).

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 Scream Girl Squad #30: The VelociPastor (2017) Review | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3712

THEY’RE BACK! The besties reunite to watch and review a movie they’ve been saving just for you: THE VELOCIPASTOR.The VelociPastor (2017)Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut M&MsFright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Velocipastors

 Scream Girl Squad #29: Black Friday (2021) Review | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4010

As if they need any more reasons to careen down memory lane, Jill and Caryn watch their old crush Devon Sawa kick zombie butt in BLACK FRIDAY.Black Friday (2021)Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Vegan Vietnamese ShrimpFright Rating: 0.5 (out of 5) Sticky-Hand Mouth Zombies

 Scream Girl Squad #28: Killer Sofa (2019) Review | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4422

Jill and Caryn recap and review a movie called KILLER SOFA, and doesn't that just say it all?Killer Sofa (2019)Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Sushi RollsFright Rating: 0 (out of 5) Killer Sofas

 Scream Girl Squad #27: No One Gets Out Alive (2021) Review | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3913

Jill and Caryn win Netflix Roulette then recap and review NO ONE GETS OUT ALIVE (2021). Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Cream Cheese WontonsFright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Glowy-Eyed Ghosts

 Scream Girl Squad #26: When a Stranger Calls (1979) Review | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3640

Jill, Caryn, and a very stubborn microphone recap and review the classic thriller WHEN A STRANGER CALLS (1979), the film which inspired the iconic opening for SCREAM. Sure, they might be biased because the main character has Jill’s name, but either way it’s a movie worth watching.Fun Rating: 3.5 (out of 5) mini Milky Way barsFright Rating: 4 (out of 5) Curt Duncans

 Scream Girl Squad #25: Scream (1997) Review | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4271

They're back! Jill and Caryn return with one of their favorite slasher horror classics, SCREAM (1997).Fun Rating: 5 (out of 5) Crumbl CookiesFright Rating: 3 or 0 (out of 5) Ghostfaces, depending on when you ask

 24. Dont Knock Twice | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4245

Some fantastic scares and too much orange soda make it hard for Jill to concentrate on reviewing DON'T KNOCK TWICE (2016; Red & Black Films, Seymour Films). Caryn makes minimal attempts to rein in her co-host and accidentally pranks her husband.Don't Knock Twice (2016)Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Orange FantasFright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Demon LadiesWatch it with: Somebody who won't punch you (or themselves) at the excellent jump scares.

 23. The Final Girls | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 3858

Our hosts are utterly delighted by THE FINAL GIRLS (2015; Groundswell Productions, Studio Solutions, Ulterior Productions), but wish their mushroom pizza had been half as good as the movie. The Final Girls (2015)Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Peanut Butter EggsFright Rating: 1 (out of 5) Machete-Wielding GuyWatch it with: Basically anyone who loves 80s horror; this is fantastically fun and appropriate for most audiences.

 22. Doctor Sleep | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5343

Jill and Caryn are finally able to watch the adaptation of one of Caryn's favorite books: DOCTOR SLEEP (2019; Warner Bros., Intrepid Pictures, Vertigo Entertainment). They're not sure what they enjoyed more, their dinner or the movie, so they talk at length about both. BOOK SPOILERS WARNING: As per usual, the spoilers section of this episode spoils the ending of the movie, but Caryn also spoils many differences from the book. (She can't help it - she gets wound up and just starts ranting.)Doctor Sleep (2019)Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Pink Frosted Sugar CookiesFright Rating: 2 (out of 5) Naked Bathtub LadiesWatch it with: Folks who have seen the 1980 Stanley Kubrick version of "The Shining" so they can appreciate all the amazing callbacks and references.

 21. Hell Fest | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4240

Sugared up and in the mood for a modern slasher, our hosts watch HELL FEST (2018; Tucker Tooley Entertainment, Ingenuity Studios (visual effects), Valhalla Motion Pictures). Jill finds it impossible to say the word “metal,” and Caryn finds it impossible to watch a particular scene.Hell Fest (2018)Fun Rating: 3 (out of 5) Jolly Rancher Jelly HeartsFright Rating: 1.5 (out of 5) Scary MasksWatch it with: A big group of people who know how to make the most out of silly slasher flicks.

 20. Polaroid | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4765

After waiting a long time for it to be released, Jill and Caryn are finally able to watch POLAROID (2019; Dimension Films, BenderSpink, Eldorado Film, Vertigo Entertainment). For some reason, our hosts feel quite a bit of singing is necessary to properly review this film.Polaroid (2019)Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Crumbl CookiesFright Rating: 2 (out of 5) Haunted Polaroid CamerasWatch it with: The same friends you watched Scream with back in the day, so you can fully appreciate the opening.

 19. The Hole in the Ground | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4615

Jill and Caryn kick off 2020 with THE HOLE IN THE GROUND (2019; Savage Productions, Bankside Films, Head Gear Films, Metrol Technology, Wrong Men North). We had to cut out over 10 full minutes of laughing at stupid jokes about holes, but we left you with plenty of nonsense. The Hole in the Ground (2019)Fun Rating: 4 (out of 5) Slices of CheesecakeFright Rating: 3 (out of 5) Holes in the WoodsWatch it with: People who enjoy unraveling a mystery along with a healthy dose of creepiness.

 18. Anna and the Apocalypse | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 4688

In search of some holiday horror goodness, Jill and Caryn watch ANNA AND THE APOCALYPSE (2017; Blazing Griffin, Parkhouse Pictures, Creative Scotland, Black Camel Pictures). We discover that the magic combination for getting both hosts on soapboxes at the same time is horror + musicals.

 17. Wait Until Dark | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5388

In our first official "listener request" episode, Jill and Caryn recap and review the classic film, WAIT UNTIL DARK (1967; Warner Bros.). They disagree on how scary it is, but agree that Roat is an epic villain worth watching again and again.

 16. Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark | File Type: audio/mpeg | Duration: 5185

Our hosts are perhaps too eager to discuss various bodily functions as they review SCARY STORIES TO TELL IN THE DARK, the film that brought to life some of the creepy stories that traumatized them in their younger days.

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